:-)

justbadpuns:

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? “aye, matey!”

marisaauntmay:

me, strutting into therapy, sunglasses firmly on my face, my hat backwards, im munching popcorn, it’s 8pm on a tuesday: my guy!! what is new scooby doo?? personally, I’m back on my bullshit-

my therapist: cant get back on something you never left but go on

catmeme:

me when the demon in my room tries to scare me in the middle of the night

stumpclub:

when u have a 2am mental breakdown but u wake up fine the next day

wlw:

u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan

unreacts:

that moment during a concert when u realize that the musicians are actually real and you’re like wtf